Poisoning Someone's Food is Bad Y'all

I know that sometimes murder is nessessary y'all. If someone's extorshuning you, or blackmaling you, then y'all got a right to put an end to that shit, right?
But I gotta be firm about something.
And I know a lot of y'all are gon disagree with me.

Poisoning someone's food is bad y'all.

I know it's easy! Y'all, guns are easy too.
Ok?
Like, food is comfort food. So if someone's tryin' to be comforting and eat their food and they eat poison, that just ain't right.
That's like shootin' a man in the back on his way to the 'lectric chair, you know?
No way, sister. Don't do it.

We get loss of hatemail here from people, but we gotta make a stand against things that are bad y'all.
That's why my sister and I founded this website.
We're spreading our facts.
We're not like a religion, but we kind of are like a religion, y'know?
Because we're important. Like if someone doesn't get poisoned because someone else read this blog to someone else, then i've done my job as an American. Ok y'all?

So deal with it. And don't poison people y'all.