Droppin' the ball is bad y'all...

Oh man.  You know what sucks?  Droppin' the ball.  Srsly.  It's like... you said you were gonna do something, and people were all relying on you n' stuff... and you were all like "Ugh... I don't feel like it" so then you didn't do that thing you said you would... That's bad.  No really.


I don't mean like this blog or whatever.  I mean, yeah... I haven't added anything to this blog so I guess I kinda dropped the ball. 

BUT I don't mean me.  I mean when other people do it.  That's bad.  Like my friend was all "I'm gonna call so-and-so and talk to 'em about such-n-such, so you don't have to worry about it" and then like, she didn't call.  So now I have to call, and I'm like "GAWD!" You know?

So don't drop the ball.  It's dumb.  Don't do it.

Poisoning Someone's Food is Bad Y'all

I know that sometimes murder is nessessary y'all. If someone's extorshuning you, or blackmaling you, then y'all got a right to put an end to that shit, right?
But I gotta be firm about something.
And I know a lot of y'all are gon disagree with me.

Poisoning someone's food is bad y'all.

I know it's easy! Y'all, guns are easy too.
Ok?
Like, food is comfort food. So if someone's tryin' to be comforting and eat their food and they eat poison, that just ain't right.
That's like shootin' a man in the back on his way to the 'lectric chair, you know?
No way, sister. Don't do it.

We get loss of hatemail here from people, but we gotta make a stand against things that are bad y'all.
That's why my sister and I founded this website.
We're spreading our facts.
We're not like a religion, but we kind of are like a religion, y'know?
Because we're important. Like if someone doesn't get poisoned because someone else read this blog to someone else, then i've done my job as an American. Ok y'all?

So deal with it. And don't poison people y'all.

Domestic Violence is BAD y'all

OK.  It is time that somebody tell the truth.  The truth is that fightin' is bad, unless you're at a bar and someone's like "you got a nice ass," and then your boyfriend is like "leave my girl alone" and then the asshole punches your boyfriend, so your boyfriend defends your honor... see that kind of fightin' is cool. 

BUT when your boyfriend is like "go make me some nachos" and then you're like "ok, just gimme a sec," and then they're all, "NOW!" and then they hit you... that is not cool.  By the way, even if they only hit you a little and it doesn't bruise or anything... it's still hittin' so you should do somethin' about it.  I recommend gettin' the heck out of dodge.  Go find you a man that'll buy you presents and thinks hittin' girls is stupid.  Those are the keepers. SRSLY.