Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Domestic Violence is BAD y'all

OK.  It is time that somebody tell the truth.  The truth is that fightin' is bad, unless you're at a bar and someone's like "you got a nice ass," and then your boyfriend is like "leave my girl alone" and then the asshole punches your boyfriend, so your boyfriend defends your honor... see that kind of fightin' is cool. 

BUT when your boyfriend is like "go make me some nachos" and then you're like "ok, just gimme a sec," and then they're all, "NOW!" and then they hit you... that is not cool.  By the way, even if they only hit you a little and it doesn't bruise or anything... it's still hittin' so you should do somethin' about it.  I recommend gettin' the heck out of dodge.  Go find you a man that'll buy you presents and thinks hittin' girls is stupid.  Those are the keepers. SRSLY.